Well I went Effing camping. It was awesome, but cold. All three guys were all fired up and I thought I would tag along. They all talked about how hard it was, but I thought it was easy. Just go a little cold, so I crawled into the tent. Ok, I was a little tired on the way home. (see pics)
~Effy
Hey everybody! I have been very busy since my last post. Let's just say that you wouldn't believe all the stuff I've done.
I turned 3 last month and it took a lot out of me. See pic of my party...
The team at Effing Gear is busy working on Holiday Sales for you guys, so be certain to check them out. I am especially excited about "Black Pack" that is going to be offered in a bout a week. Stay tuned for more.
Hey guys... It's Effy again.
So here's the deal, last time I talked to you guys I looked like this:
I know... I am SO. EFFING. CUTE. It's pretty much the only thing I hear.
Anyway.. so my life is pretty good. I think. To be honest, I'm not quite sure. I don't really have anything to compare it to. I'm the face of a brand and I'm not even 1, people think I'm cute and beautiful, everyone wants to pet me, I never have to be locked up at home because I'm ALWAYS with the guys (pretty sure they don't want to get fired) and I live next to a park... Um, yeah, I know, I guess I am a pretty lucky Effing pup! When the guys play golf, I make them stay in the heat and hit their golf balls while I pick them up off of the green and jump into the lakes with them. Don't believe me? I'll have to show you the slow-mo videos that my dad took of me. It's pretty funny. The best part is that they think it's so cute when I run by and snag an important putt on it's way to the hole. They think it's cute... They have no idea that I do it on purpose. Just to assert my authority and let them know that I AM THE BOSS.
Outside of that I've pretty much just been hanging out at the office, eating sticks, chasing sticks, stacking sticks, hiding sticks.. you know, anything with sticks. So far this is the biggest stick I've ever found. I was really mad that day though because I kept trying to pick it up but I guess it just wanted to stay on the ground.
Anyyywayyyy, I'm going to go to the park and eat a 9 year old's lunchable. Yeah, I did that. I ran up to him. And I ate his Effing lunchable. It was a while ago, but even his mom laughed and said how cute I was... I get it guys, I'm cute, I'm pretty, I'm beautiful. You know what, why don't all of you keep your compliments to yourself and just PUT SOME EFFING CLOTHES ON!! (Oh and I'm just kidding about keeping the compliments to yourself).
Until next time,
Effy
President and CEO of Effing Gear
2821 McKinney Avenue, Dallas, Texas
So, I'm Effy and I enjoy so many things, but most of all...I like running the show at Effing Gear. The guys have been running the company for 5 years, but now that I am around, things are starting to look up. New websites, new clothes, new sunglasses, new faces and an overall re-birth of the brand. Looks like I was born just in time.
When we move into the new headquarters in a couple weeks, I will be directing traffic. The location is great for me since there is plenty of grass and trees nearby. However it is even better for the Effing Gear crew. Can't wait!
Here is a picture of me guarding the building while the crew cleaned up the place.
Stay tuned for my latest posts about what is going on at Effing Gear. Whether it be at the headquarters, at our boutique outlets, with our friends, with our clothes or just cool stuff I want to share...I will keep you posted. I may be young, but I know what is effing cool.
~ Effy
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