Who are we? We’re the clothing brand with Effing attitude. If our brand offends you, that’s ok, we didn’t make it for you. Effing Gear is made for the person that is looking for style that’s a little edgy, definitely gets a compliment, and is Very. Effing. Comfortable. By subscribing, however, we're guessing you already know that though. And if you don't we're excited for you to join us and find out for yourself!
We mean it. Believe it or not, all of our Effing Gear is made from softest baby giraffe fur found in the world. Kidding. But we really do mean it. Although our shirts are clever, witty, funny, whatever handsome adjective you want to use, you would be surprised to hear that the number one compliment that we receive, ABOVE ALL OTHERS, is that people love how soft and comfortable our clothes are.
If you don’t believe us, try it for yourself. If you don’t find our clothes super comfy, we will give you your money back- GUARANTEED within 15 days of receiving your shipment. No questions asked.
A little bit about us... and how we started!
It all started with a little bit of collegiate school pride and attitude. Our founder, Jake, (who died of old age hundreds of years ago) made some “Lawrence Effing Kansas” shirts for a tailgate back in 2009. The idea? To show some Effing pride for the worst football program in the entire galaxy! What was born? The Effing Gear brand as you know it today.
Obviously the brand has grown since then. We make other things, not just a Lawrence Kansas tee. But what the brand continues to stand for is a playful approach to life. A levity with some edge. It’s for the people that know where to draw the line and have a little fun. If you take yourself too seriously, we're probably not for you. And at the end of the day, you don’t care what anybody Effing thinks. At least not the sh***y people. Well neither does a bird who is giving the bird. So Put Some Effing Clothes On!
Our bird logo has become a recognizable and edgy symbol far beyond our hometowns. The Brand continues to grow and we guarantee that you will enjoy all the heads that turn and the smiles you get when people see our logo and read our shirts. "Where'd you get that shirt? I love that logo!" Pay closest attention to people at TSA/Airport Security... For some reason they always comment on a good Effing Gear shirt.
Effing Gear has partnered up with Fashion Delivers, also known as “Kids In Distressed Situations (K.I.D.S.). In their own words “We help fight poverty and tragedies through the gift of new products, including apparel, accessories, shoes, home furnishings, toys, books, school supplies and other items.” Effing Gear is proud to be affiliated with Fashion Delivers and with every article of clothing that you purchase, we donate one to fashion delivers. With each article that you purchase, you will receive an Effing Gear bracelet that serves as a reminder that, YOU EFFING CARE!
The Brand Mission
Our clothing is made of the highest quality fabrics to ensure that Effing Gear maintains its pledge to bringing a fun, different and attitude charged brand to the consumer, while maintaining a quality that we can all be Effing proud of. Our quality is guaranteed and if you are unhappy with our product, we will give you a full refund within 15 days of receiving your order.