Crisp, Clean, Cool
Stand apart from the crowd from moment one. Show off your patriotism and give off that rare calm confidence, and feel cool no matter how high the temps go. And let the patch work in that edgy flair to your look.
Wear it and forget it…
With its true fit the Alpine Patriot remains perched on your head without hassle. And its cotton-rich fabric means you remain comfy and carefree at all times. Built to last with a beautifully curved visor that retains its shape even after it’s put under duress.
The best part: there’s no limit to the colors you can blend this hat with. Great to take wear out. At the gym, to the game, by the grill, anywhere. Perfect also for chill time at home.
See the Effing Easy Guarantee and order yours today. No delays.
The Alpine Patriot Fitted Trucker
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Size Chart
| Size | |
|---|---|
| One Size | 6 7/8" - 7 1/2" |


Tees/Tanks |
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| Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
| Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
| Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
| Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
| Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
| Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
| V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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| Bowman | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| "Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
| Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
| Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
| Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
| Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | ||
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| Size | |
|---|---|
| One Size | 6 7/8" - 7 1/2" |
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Crisp, Clean, Cool
Stand apart from the crowd from moment one. Show off your patriotism and give off that rare calm confidence, and feel cool no matter how high the temps go. And let the patch work in that edgy flair to your look.
Wear it and forget it…
With its true fit the Alpine Patriot remains perched on your head without hassle. And its cotton-rich fabric means you remain comfy and carefree at all times. Built to last with a beautifully curved visor that retains its shape even after it’s put under duress.
The best part: there’s no limit to the colors you can blend this hat with. Great to take wear out. At the gym, to the game, by the grill, anywhere. Perfect also for chill time at home.
See the Effing Easy Guarantee and order yours today. No delays.
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