When It’s Time To Take Charge
Sharp, sturdy, stunning. The Storm Camo Bird lets you dominate in more ways than one.
A mere glance at it commands attention. That electric textured look. That quietly dominating Effing Bird. Just wait till those Stars and Stripes get noticed and amaze everyone.
Beyond looks, you get control. Seamless buck-ram backed front panels. Strong, sleek, perfectly curved visor. Yeah, this hat fits damn well and is there to stay with you for the long haul.
But then there’s also the three-layer sweatband to keep moisture out of your way all day. And the stain-plus-odor resistant fabric seals the deal on making this one of our finest hats yet.
Check out the Effing Easy Guarantee and grab yours today.
Fitted Melange Storm Camo Bird
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Size Chart
| Size | |
|---|---|
| S/M | 6 3/4" - 7 1/4" |
| L/XL | 7 1/8" - 7 5/8" |


Tees/Tanks |
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| Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
| Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
| Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
| Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
| Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
| Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
| V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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| Bowman | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| "Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
| Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
| Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
| Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
| Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | ||
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Size
| Size | |
|---|---|
| S/M | 6 3/4" - 7 1/4" |
| L/XL | 7 1/8" - 7 5/8" |
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When It’s Time To Take Charge
Sharp, sturdy, stunning. The Storm Camo Bird lets you dominate in more ways than one.
A mere glance at it commands attention. That electric textured look. That quietly dominating Effing Bird. Just wait till those Stars and Stripes get noticed and amaze everyone.
Beyond looks, you get control. Seamless buck-ram backed front panels. Strong, sleek, perfectly curved visor. Yeah, this hat fits damn well and is there to stay with you for the long haul.
But then there’s also the three-layer sweatband to keep moisture out of your way all day. And the stain-plus-odor resistant fabric seals the deal on making this one of our finest hats yet.
Check out the Effing Easy Guarantee and grab yours today.
What some of our 25,000+ happy customers are saying
- SRScott R.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoThat's great shipping sucks do better
Love the hat, really dislike the communication and shipping time like I bought a beanie had it got here in 3 days this one took almost 12 days doubt I ever order anything from you again have a wonderful f****** day this was a gift for my boss it didn't get here in time get your s*** together shipping isn't hard I do it everyday
Was this helpful? - BBrianVerified BuyerI recommend this productRated 4 out of 5 stars4 months agoNOT a mid-level crown hat.
This is a high crown level hat all day long. It's disappointing because they don't fit my 7.25" head as well as mid or low level crown hats do. But the high crown is necessary for a velcro patch to work on the front. That said, it seems to be well made and the storm camp fabric is lightweight and vented so definitely a great hot weather cap. Now they just need to put out more Velcro patches so I can change up the look a bit. In the meantime I just ordered a bunch of the sew on ones to see if they'll work.
Was this helpful? - AAndrewI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars4 months ago5 Stars
Great hats!!!
Was this helpful? - RMRichard M.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 4 out of 5 stars6 months agoStorm camo bird
Good quality hat
Was this helpful? - JJoshuaI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars7 months ago5 Stars
Absolutely amazing material.
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