Can’t Look Away
Most hats catch a quick first glance and get ignored. Some grab attention for a little longer and then lose it.
The Real Man Green? It’s designed to leave a lasting mark.
Glows wherever it goes, especially out in the sun, where the visor keeps those nasty rays out of your way, teaming up with the mesh-back to bring you more relief.
Fix the snap where you’re most comfy, pair with your best outfit, and take on the day head-on.
Just… don’t take too long to snag yours since we expect to run out of these real quick. All that to say, now’s the perfect time to order.
Real Man Green - Double Bird Snap
- Unit price
- /per
Size Chart
| Size | |
|---|---|
| One Size | 6 7/8" - 7 3/4" |


Tees/Tanks |
||||||||
| Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
| Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
| Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
| Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
| Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
| Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
| V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
||||||||
| Bowman | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| "Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
| Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
| Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
| Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
| Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | ||
LABOR DAY SALE
SAVE 20% ON THIS EFFING THING
Free Shipping
We offer free ground shipping on all orders $60+. After your payment is verified, most orders ship within one business day from our warehouse in Tampa, Florida.
Free & easy returns
We offer free returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase for items purchased at EffingGear.com.
Love It or Leave It
If you're not thrilled with your gear, return it hassle-free no questions asked.
Visor Style & Closure
Crown Height
Size
| Size | |
|---|---|
| One Size | 6 7/8" - 7 3/4" |
Features
Adding product to your cart
Can’t Look Away
Most hats catch a quick first glance and get ignored. Some grab attention for a little longer and then lose it.
The Real Man Green? It’s designed to leave a lasting mark.
Glows wherever it goes, especially out in the sun, where the visor keeps those nasty rays out of your way, teaming up with the mesh-back to bring you more relief.
Fix the snap where you’re most comfy, pair with your best outfit, and take on the day head-on.
Just… don’t take too long to snag yours since we expect to run out of these real quick. All that to say, now’s the perfect time to order.
What some of our 25,000+ happy customers are saying
- SHStefanos H.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 4 out of 5 stars18 hours agoGreat hat!
Love the colors, awesome fit!
Was this helpful? - RFRobert F.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoGreat hat
Very nice hat. Not only does it look cool but fits very comfortable
Was this helpful? - MMikeI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars4 months ago5 Stars
Quality product, comfortable fitting hats, fiance loved hers and her shirt.
Was this helpful? - MSMichael S.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars4 months agoAmazing hat
I love this hat. its not some cheap made shit like other hats I've gotten and I work in the underground utility side of things were hats get beaten.
Was this helpful? - ASAaron S.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 4 out of 5 stars5 months agoGreat design, great fit
A friend came over with this hat on, and I immediately went online and ordered one for myself, because the design is great and so is the fit of the hat!
Was this helpful?