Description

Pinch-Proof Pride ☘️

Steering clear of sneaky pinch attacks is simple enough. Just put on anything green.

But repping Irish pride while keeping pinchers at bay in swagger and style requires way more.

It requires extra smooth, extra cool, extra lightweight material. Sharp color that refuses to fade. A big, bold message to draw the line. Don’t. Effing. Pinch. Me.

Slip into this airy shirt and feel the feather-like feel of its durable, no-shrink tri-blend fabric.

Move around and notice how perfect the fit is. Cool to touch. Easy on the skin.

Doesn’t matter if you’re at the parade… having a blast with those who matter… or chilling at home...

You'll find yourself looking sharper, breathing easier, feeling calmer.

It works like a charm on St. Patrick’s, of course. But hey, the charm holds any other day of the week, too. Even on the hottest summer days.

Something to keep in mind though...

The color brings luck, sure. But you’d need to be extra lucky to get your hands on one of these if you take too long to order. Yep, stocks vanish in a flash.

Order now. Fortune favors the fast.

Effing Pinch Me

Name: Effing Pinch Me
Brand: Effing Gear
Price: 25.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Effing Perfect Fit

Built for Badasses

$ 25.00

Unit price: per

Color: Green

Size: S

Size Chart

Tees/Tanks
Men's Clean Tank
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Chest	17	18 1/2	20	21 1/2	23	25	27	29
Body Length at Back	27	28	29	30	31	32	32 1/2	33
Mens Triblend Tee
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Sweep	18	19 1/2	21	22 1/2	24 1/2
HPS length	27 1/2	28 1/2	29 1/2	30 1/2	31 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	17	18	19	20	21 1/2
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	16	17	18	19	20 1/2
Arm hole straight	9	9 1/2	10	10 1/2	11
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	4 1/4	4 3/8	4 1/2	4 5/8	4 3/4
Underarm Seam	4	4 1/8	4 1/4	4 3/8	4 1/2
Slv length - frm shld edge	7 3/4	8 1/8	8 1/2	8 7/8	9 1/4
Slv opening	6 1/2	6 3/4	7	7 1/4	7 1/2
Men's Triblend V Neck
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Sweep	18	19 1/2	21	22 1/2	24 1/2
HPS length	27 1/2	28 1/2	29 1/2	30 1/2	31 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	17	18	19	20	21 1/2
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	16	17	18	19	20 1/2
Arm hole straight	9	9 1/2	10	10 1/2	11
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	6 3/4	6 7/8	7	7 1/8	7 1/4
Underarm Seam	4	4 1/8	4 1/4	4 3/8	4 1/2
Slv length - frm shld edge	7 3/4	8 1/8	8 1/2	8 7/8	9 1/4
Slv opening	6 1/2	6 3/4	7	7 1/4	7 1/2

Women's Muscle Tank
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	20	20 1/4	20 5/8	21 1/8	22 5/8	22 1/8
Body Width	15 1/4	16	16 3/4	17 3/4	18 3/4	19 3/4

Women's Flowy V Neck Tank
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	17	17 5/8	18	18 1/2	19	19 1/2
Body Width	15 1/4	16 1/4	17	18	19	20

Womne's Slouchy Tee
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	25	25 1/4	25 3/4	26 3/8	27	27 5/8
Body Width	19	20	21 1/2	23 1/2	25 1/2	27 1/2

Slouchy V Neck Tee
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	25	25 1/4	25 3/4	26 3/8	27	27 5/8
Body Length Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Body Width	19	20	21 1/2	23 1/2	25 1/2	27 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Triblend Deep V Neck
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Sweep	17 3/4	18 3/4	19 3/4	21 1/4	22 3/4
Waist Width	14 3/4	15 3/4	16 3/4	18 1/4	19 3/4
HPS length	26 1/2	27	27 1/2	28	28 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	13 1/2	14 1/4	15	15 3/4	16 1/2
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	11 3/4	12 1/2	13 1/4	14	14 3/4
Arm hole straight	6 3/4	7 1/8	7 5/8	8	8 3/8
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	9 3/8	9 1/2	9 5/8	9 3/4	9 7/8
Slv opening	5 1/2	5 3/4	6	6 1/4	6 1/2
bust 1' blw amhl	15 1/2	16 1/2	17 1/2	19	20 1/2
Waist position frt HPS	14 1/4	14 1/2	14 3/4	15	15 1/4
Slv length- frm shld edge	6 3/8	6 5/8	6 7/8	7 1/8	7 3/8
Sleeve & Sweep Hem	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
V Neck band	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2

Womens Triblend Racerback Tank
	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length	26 7/8	27 1/2	28 1/8	28 3/4	29 3/8
Body Length Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Body Width	15	16	17	18	19 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Sweep	17 1/2	18 1/2	19 1/2	21	22 1/2
Neck Width-Seam to Seam	9 3/4	10	10 1/4	10 1/2	10 3/4
Waist Width	14 1/2	15 1/2	16 1/2	18	19 1/2
SLEEVE HEM	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
HPS length	26 1/2	27	27 1/2	28	28 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	13 1/4	14	14 3/4	15 1/2	16 1/4
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	11 1/4	12	12 3/4	13 3/4	14 3/4
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS"	11 1/2	12 1/4	13	13 3/4	14 1/2
Arm hole straight	6 3/8	7 1/4	7 1/8	7 1/2	7 7/8
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	5 7/8	6	6 1/8	6 1/4	6 3/8
Back neck drop-HPS to seam	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4
Slv opening	4 5/8	5 1/4	5 7/8	6 5/8	7 3/8
bust 1' blw amhl	16 1/2	17 1/2	18 1/2	20	21 1/2
Sweep Hem	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Waist position frt HPS	14 1/4	14 1/2	14 3/4	15	15 1/4
Slv length- frm shld edge	6 1/8	6 1/2	6 7/8	7 1/4	7 5/8
V Neck band	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4


Hoodies
Bowman
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Body Length	28	29	30	31	32
Body Length Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Body Width	18	19 1/2	21	22 1/2	24 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Men's Comf Hoodie
	S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXXL
Body Length	28	29	30	31	32	33
Body Length Tolerance	1	1	1	1	1	1
Body Width	18	20	22	24	26	28
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Comf Hoodie
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Body Length	25 1/2	26	27	28	28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance	1	1	1	1	1
Body Width	17 1/4	19 1/4	21 1/4	23 1/4	25 1/4
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Shoulder Slope	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4
Sweep	13	13 1/2	14 1/2	16	17 1/2
Neck Width-Seam to Seam	7 1/2	7 3/4	8	8 1/4	8 1/2
Waist Width	14 3/4	15 3/4	16 3/4	18 1/4	19 3/4
SLEEVE CUFF	3	3	3	3	3
HPS length	26 1/2	27	27 1/2	28	28 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	13 3/4	14 1/2	15 1/4	16	16 3/4
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	12	12 3/4	13 1/2	14 1/2	15 1/2
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS"	12 1/4	13	13 3/4	14 3/4	15 3/4
Arm hole straight	6 7/8	7 1/4	7 5/8	8	8 3/8
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	7 1/8	7 1/4	7 3/8	7 1/2	7 3/4
Back neck drop-HPS to seam	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Slv opening	3 1/8	3 1/4	3 1/2	3 3/4	4
bust 1' blw amhl	16	17	18	19 1/2	21
Waist position frt HPS	14 1/4	14 1/2	14 3/4	15	15 1/4
"Muscle 1"" below AH"	5 5/8	6	6 3/8	6 7/8	7 3/8
Slv length- frm shld edge	25 1/2	26	26 1/2	27	27 1/2
Hoody Width	8 7/8	9	9 1/8	9 1/4	9 1/2
Hoody Length	18 3/8	18 1/2	18 5/8	18 3/4	18 7/8
Sweep Band High	2 1/2	2 1/2	2 1/2	2 1/2	2 1/2

Women's Flowy Off Shoulder
	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Body Length Back	20 3/4	21 1/8	21 1/2	22	22 1/2	23
Body Length Front	19	19 3/8	19 3/4	20 1/4	20 3/4	21 1/4
Body Length Tolerance	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2
Body Width	24 1/4	25 1/2	26 1/2	27 1/2	28 1/2	29 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2
Sleeve Length	24	24 1/4	25	25 1/2	26	26 1/2

Tees/Tanks
Men's Clean Tank
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Chest	17	18 1/2	20	21 1/2	23	25	27	29
Body Length at Back	27	28	29	30	31	32	32 1/2	33
Mens Triblend Tee
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Sweep	18	19 1/2	21	22 1/2	24 1/2
HPS length	27 1/2	28 1/2	29 1/2	30 1/2	31 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	17	18	19	20	21 1/2
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	16	17	18	19	20 1/2
Arm hole straight	9	9 1/2	10	10 1/2	11
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	4 1/4	4 3/8	4 1/2	4 5/8	4 3/4
Underarm Seam	4	4 1/8	4 1/4	4 3/8	4 1/2
Slv length - frm shld edge	7 3/4	8 1/8	8 1/2	8 7/8	9 1/4
Slv opening	6 1/2	6 3/4	7	7 1/4	7 1/2
Men's Triblend V Neck
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Sweep	18	19 1/2	21	22 1/2	24 1/2
HPS length	27 1/2	28 1/2	29 1/2	30 1/2	31 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	17	18	19	20	21 1/2
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	16	17	18	19	20 1/2
Arm hole straight	9	9 1/2	10	10 1/2	11
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	6 3/4	6 7/8	7	7 1/8	7 1/4
Underarm Seam	4	4 1/8	4 1/4	4 3/8	4 1/2
Slv length - frm shld edge	7 3/4	8 1/8	8 1/2	8 7/8	9 1/4
Slv opening	6 1/2	6 3/4	7	7 1/4	7 1/2

Women's Muscle Tank
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	20	20 1/4	20 5/8	21 1/8	22 5/8	22 1/8
Body Width	15 1/4	16	16 3/4	17 3/4	18 3/4	19 3/4

Women's Flowy V Neck Tank
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	17	17 5/8	18	18 1/2	19	19 1/2
Body Width	15 1/4	16 1/4	17	18	19	20

Womne's Slouchy Tee
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	25	25 1/4	25 3/4	26 3/8	27	27 5/8
Body Width	19	20	21 1/2	23 1/2	25 1/2	27 1/2

Slouchy V Neck Tee
Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length Front	25	25 1/4	25 3/4	26 3/8	27	27 5/8
Body Length Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Body Width	19	20	21 1/2	23 1/2	25 1/2	27 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Triblend Deep V Neck
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Sweep	17 3/4	18 3/4	19 3/4	21 1/4	22 3/4
Waist Width	14 3/4	15 3/4	16 3/4	18 1/4	19 3/4
HPS length	26 1/2	27	27 1/2	28	28 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	13 1/2	14 1/4	15	15 3/4	16 1/2
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	11 3/4	12 1/2	13 1/4	14	14 3/4
Arm hole straight	6 3/4	7 1/8	7 5/8	8	8 3/8
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	9 3/8	9 1/2	9 5/8	9 3/4	9 7/8
Slv opening	5 1/2	5 3/4	6	6 1/4	6 1/2
bust 1' blw amhl	15 1/2	16 1/2	17 1/2	19	20 1/2
Waist position frt HPS	14 1/4	14 1/2	14 3/4	15	15 1/4
Slv length- frm shld edge	6 3/8	6 5/8	6 7/8	7 1/8	7 3/8
Sleeve & Sweep Hem	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
V Neck band	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2

Womens Triblend Racerback Tank
	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length	26 7/8	27 1/2	28 1/8	28 3/4	29 3/8
Body Length Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Body Width	15	16	17	18	19 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Sweep	17 1/2	18 1/2	19 1/2	21	22 1/2
Neck Width-Seam to Seam	9 3/4	10	10 1/4	10 1/2	10 3/4
Waist Width	14 1/2	15 1/2	16 1/2	18	19 1/2
SLEEVE HEM	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
HPS length	26 1/2	27	27 1/2	28	28 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	13 1/4	14	14 3/4	15 1/2	16 1/4
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	11 1/4	12	12 3/4	13 3/4	14 3/4
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS"	11 1/2	12 1/4	13	13 3/4	14 1/2
Arm hole straight	6 3/8	7 1/4	7 1/8	7 1/2	7 7/8
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	5 7/8	6	6 1/8	6 1/4	6 3/8
Back neck drop-HPS to seam	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4
Slv opening	4 5/8	5 1/4	5 7/8	6 5/8	7 3/8
bust 1' blw amhl	16 1/2	17 1/2	18 1/2	20	21 1/2
Sweep Hem	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Waist position frt HPS	14 1/4	14 1/2	14 3/4	15	15 1/4
Slv length- frm shld edge	6 1/8	6 1/2	6 7/8	7 1/4	7 5/8
V Neck band	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4


Hoodies
Bowman
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Body Length	28	29	30	31	32
Body Length Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Body Width	18	19 1/2	21	22 1/2	24 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Men's Comf Hoodie
	S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXXL
Body Length	28	29	30	31	32	33
Body Length Tolerance	1	1	1	1	1	1
Body Width	18	20	22	24	26	28
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Comf Hoodie
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Body Length	25 1/2	26	27	28	28 1/2
Body Length Tolerance	1	1	1	1	1
Body Width	17 1/4	19 1/4	21 1/4	23 1/4	25 1/4
Body Width Tolerance	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4

Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie
	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Shoulder Slope	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4	1 1/4
Sweep	13	13 1/2	14 1/2	16	17 1/2
Neck Width-Seam to Seam	7 1/2	7 3/4	8	8 1/4	8 1/2
Waist Width	14 3/4	15 3/4	16 3/4	18 1/4	19 3/4
SLEEVE CUFF	3	3	3	3	3
HPS length	26 1/2	27	27 1/2	28	28 1/2
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge	13 3/4	14 1/2	15 1/4	16	16 3/4
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS"	12	12 3/4	13 1/2	14 1/2	15 1/2
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS"	12 1/4	13	13 3/4	14 3/4	15 3/4
Arm hole straight	6 7/8	7 1/4	7 5/8	8	8 3/8
Front neck drop-HPS to seam	7 1/8	7 1/4	7 3/8	7 1/2	7 3/4
Back neck drop-HPS to seam	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4	3/4
Slv opening	3 1/8	3 1/4	3 1/2	3 3/4	4
bust 1' blw amhl	16	17	18	19 1/2	21
Waist position frt HPS	14 1/4	14 1/2	14 3/4	15	15 1/4
"Muscle 1"" below AH"	5 5/8	6	6 3/8	6 7/8	7 3/8
Slv length- frm shld edge	25 1/2	26	26 1/2	27	27 1/2
Hoody Width	8 7/8	9	9 1/8	9 1/4	9 1/2
Hoody Length	18 3/8	18 1/2	18 5/8	18 3/4	18 7/8
Sweep Band High	2 1/2	2 1/2	2 1/2	2 1/2	2 1/2

Women's Flowy Off Shoulder
	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Body Length Back	20 3/4	21 1/8	21 1/2	22	22 1/2	23
Body Length Front	19	19 3/8	19 3/4	20 1/4	20 3/4	21 1/4
Body Length Tolerance	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2
Body Width	24 1/4	25 1/2	26 1/2	27 1/2	28 1/2	29 1/2
Body Width Tolerance	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2
Sleeve Length	24	24 1/4	25	25 1/2	26	26 1/2

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