{"product_id":"effing-pinch-me","title":"Effing Pinch Me","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePinch-Proof Pride ☘️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSteering clear of sneaky pinch attacks is simple enough. Just put on anything green. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut repping Irish pride while keeping pinchers at bay in swagger and style requires way more. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt requires extra smooth, extra cool, extra lightweight material. Sharp color that refuses to fade. A big, bold message to draw the line. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon’t. Effing. Pinch. Me.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlip into this airy shirt and feel the feather-like feel of its durable, no-shrink tri-blend fabric. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMove around and notice how perfect the fit is. Cool to touch. Easy on the skin. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoesn’t matter if you’re at the parade… having a blast with those who matter… or chilling at home... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou'll find yourself looking sharper, breathing easier, feeling calmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt works like a charm on St. Patrick’s, of course. But hey, the charm holds any other day of the week, too. Even on the hottest summer days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomething to keep in mind though...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe color brings luck, sure. But you’d need to be extra lucky to get your hands on one of these if you take too long to order. Yep, stocks vanish in a flash. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrder now. Fortune favors the fast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Green \/ S","offer_id":42084042997845,"sku":"EFFING PINCH ME - Green \/ Small","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ M","offer_id":42084043030613,"sku":"EFFING PINCH ME - Green \/ Medium","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ L","offer_id":42084043063381,"sku":"EFFING PINCH ME - Green \/ Large","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ XL","offer_id":42084043096149,"sku":"EFFING PINCH ME - Green \/ Xlarge","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42084043128917,"sku":"EFFING PINCH ME - Green \/ 2XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":42084043161685,"sku":"EFFING PINCH ME - Green \/ 3XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/effing-pinch-me-7176355.png?v=1772415853","url":"https:\/\/www.effinggear.com\/products\/effing-pinch-me","provider":"Effing Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}