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Grab coffee. Lounge around. This hoodie will keep you looking sharp all around town.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eClassic color that works to perfection with pretty much any hat in our lineup. Match or contrast – your call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe fabric? An awesome cotton-poly-ray mix that’s both light and stretches just enough for you to stay cozy for hours on end. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNo worries about shrinking either; this one holds its shape and keeps its size. Rock it from season to season without a hitch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd that crisp white Effing Bird logo on the chest is the kind of detail that gets those around you to take notice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePast buyers love the Black Bowman. You, too, will end up wondering how you ever lived without it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGo ahead and order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":40941945815125,"sku":"BOWMAN-Black-XS","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":1262378091,"sku":"BOWMAN-Black-Small","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":1262378095,"sku":"BOWMAN-Black-Medium","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":1262378099,"sku":"BOWMAN-Black-Large","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":1262378103,"sku":"BOWMAN-Black-XLarge","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":1262378107,"sku":"BOWMAN-Black-XXLarge","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-bowman-hooded-long-sleeve-black-6277949.jpg?v=1774919354"},{"product_id":"the-bowman-white","title":"The Bowman Hooded Long Sleeve (White)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou May Never Want to Take It Off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eRegular white works. This one’s in what we love to call “vintage white,” and it stands a class apart. Perfect for when you feel like giving off an exquisite aura.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Effing Bird logo on the chest may be small, but it’s hard to miss in red. It will be pointed at and talked about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBut what YOU will tell others about most is how smooth and soft the fabric is…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt’s tri-blend with polyester, cotton \u0026amp; rayon joining forces in perfect balance to give you a feathery light \u0026amp; warm feel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStretches just enough so you can move about with an air of unstoppable confidence. Plus the lower cotton ratio works to avoid those pesky shrinkage issues.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAlmost all past buyers tell us they practically live in this hoodie from Fall all the way to Spring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSo the best time to get it is now. Do give the Effing Easy Guarantee a look \u0026amp; place your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":40953556140117,"sku":"BOWMAN-White-XSmall","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":1262378191,"sku":"BOWMAN-White-Small","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":1262378195,"sku":"BOWMAN-White-Medium","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":1262378199,"sku":"BOWMAN-White-Large","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":1262378203,"sku":"BOWMAN-White-XLarge","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":1262378207,"sku":"BOWMAN-White-XXLarge","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-bowman-hooded-long-sleeve-white-7499664.jpg?v=1774919294"},{"product_id":"effing-classy-flowy-tank","title":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - Midnight","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBreathtaking in Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSlip into this beauty of a tank. Match the night sky. Look like a star. Turn heads and flaunt your feminine edge all day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Effing Classy” scripted across the front in a stylish white font adds that extra touch of sophistication mixed with playfulness. Plush, lightweight material for a soft comfy fit that gets you in the groove. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThinking about spending time with your besties or stepping out for date night? Prepare to stand out either way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMade in a range of sizes so finding your perfect match isn’t a problem. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eReady to look awesome? 👇Grab yours before someone else does…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Effing good quality materials and my Effing lady looks awesome in it.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eErik S., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":40939131011157,"sku":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":2109164675,"sku":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - Small","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":2109164739,"sku":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - Medium","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":2109164803,"sku":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - Large","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":40653506642005,"sku":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":40673180844117,"sku":"Effing Classy Flowy Tank - 2XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/effing-classy-flowy-tank-midnight-2069235.jpg?v=1774919233"},{"product_id":"usa-center-scoop-t","title":"USA Patriot Scoop T","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eComfiest Display of Pride\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGorgeous color choices. A sleek fit. Ultra soft material. No better way to show your love for your country.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe American flag-boasting Effing Bird logo pops out big and bold in front. It’s going to be an attention magnet – regardless of your location or destination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA tip: why not pair this beauty up with the patriotic hats in our lineup? The Anthem snapback and The Stars \u0026amp; Stripes trucker would look amazing with it, no? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eComfy to wear pretty much any day of the year, this stunner will carve a permanent spot in your list of favorite tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTake a peek at our exclusive Effing Easy Guarantee \u0026amp; place that order right now…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":4284702979,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Red \/ Small","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":4284703043,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Red \/ Medium","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":4284703107,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Red \/ Large","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ X","offer_id":4284703171,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Red \/ X Large","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":4284703235,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-White \/ Small","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":4284703299,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-White \/ Medium","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":4284703363,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-White \/ Large","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ X","offer_id":4284703427,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-White \/ X Large","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":25579642822,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Black \/ Small","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":25579746054,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Black \/ Medium","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":25579749894,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Black \/ Large","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":25579754438,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Black \/ XLarge","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":25579758150,"sku":"Patriot Scoop-Black \/ XXLarge","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/usa-patriot-scoop-t-4546260.webp?v=1774919174"},{"product_id":"lubbock-effing-texas-women-crew","title":"Lubbock Effing Texas - Women's Crew","description":"\u003cspan\u003eHave some School spirit and put some Effing Clothes on. 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Zero irritation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBuy for yourself \u0026amp; every single special person around you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-abbe60fa-7fff-d82c-c0cd-a2d92a54fe4a\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“True to size \u0026amp; was a great Christmas gift.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eClyde W., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":11594200134,"sku":"Knit Beanie\/Black","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White","offer_id":40958194188373,"sku":"Knit Beanie\/Black","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":40880884809813,"sku":"Knit Beanie\/Dark Blue","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":19560401350,"sku":"Knit Beanie\/Pink","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple (Blue Violet)","offer_id":40774010896469,"sku":"Knit Beanie\/Purple","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fern Green","offer_id":40958194221141,"sku":"Knit Beanie\/Black","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/knit-beanie-4026714.jpg?v=1774901596"},{"product_id":"the-austin-varsity","title":"Women's Gray Austin Varsity","description":"","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":12156476742,"sku":"Women's Gray Austin Varsity - Small","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":12156476806,"sku":"Women's Gray Austin Varsity - Medium","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":12156476870,"sku":"Women's Gray Austin Varsity - Large","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":40953555615829,"sku":"Women's Gray Austin Varsity - XL","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/womens-gray-austin-varsity-2589987.jpg?v=1774918934"},{"product_id":"the-tara-hoody-blue","title":"The Tara Hoodie -Electric Blue\/Neon Green","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis hoody is the perfect combination of warm and comfortable.  Made of \u003cspan\u003e100% spun polyester fleck fleece\u003c\/span\u003e this really is the perfect weight hoodie that the women must have in their closet.  Like almost all Tara's we know...this is a cool Effing product!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ S","offer_id":14286642182,"sku":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ Small","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ M","offer_id":31931235212,"sku":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ Medium","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ L","offer_id":31931239948,"sku":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ Large","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ XL","offer_id":12676535287893,"sku":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ X Large","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":12676531421269,"sku":"Electric Blue\/Neon Green \/ XX Large","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-tara-hoodie-electric-blueneon-green-5721622.jpg?v=1774912903"},{"product_id":"the-cody","title":"The Cody Camo - Snap Trucker","description":"\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLook, there are a ton of camo truckers out there. 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And the pattern isn’t overwhelming either.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBut then there’s the real showstopper: the orange Effing Bird. Like a sparkling neon sign calling out to be seen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFeel that airy feeling outdoors as you do your thing on hot summer days with this hat on. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou’ll stand out from others indoors too. 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I get a lot of compliments on this hat.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJim, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-fcb1fe88-7fff-e752-f17f-4f386378b232\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Montserrat,sans-serif; color: #2c3e50; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e👏 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #2c3e50; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eamazing.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Montserrat,sans-serif; color: #2c3e50; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #2c3e50; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e–\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Montserrat,sans-serif; color: #2c3e50; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #2c3e50; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNatalie P., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Camo","offer_id":15698547718,"sku":"CODY\/CAMOUFLAGE-Camo-One Size","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-cody-camo-snap-trucker-6923526.jpg?v=1776989113"},{"product_id":"effing-hate-running","title":"Effing Hate Running Tank","description":"Pretty much most of us hate running. 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And this is one of those super rare occasions when the beautiful Effing Bird logo has made way for something perhaps even more special: the lotus flower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMore importantly, Effing Yoga is gonna be in serious contention for one of the softest garments you’ll ever touch or feel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTall claim? Not when it comes from quality fanatics like us. Go on, try for yourself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd if you don’t end up agreeing that it’s one of the nicest feeling tanks you own, send it back. Get a swift refund. No questions asked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eReady to order?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black Marble \/ S","offer_id":20750717958,"sku":"Black Marble \/ Small","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Marble \/ M","offer_id":20750718150,"sku":"Black Marble \/ Medium","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Marble \/ L","offer_id":20750718214,"sku":"Black Marble \/ Large","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Marble \/ XL","offer_id":20750718278,"sku":"Black Marble \/ XLarge","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Marble \/ S","offer_id":20750718406,"sku":"White Marble \/ Small","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Marble \/ M","offer_id":20750718470,"sku":"White Marble \/ Medium","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Marble \/ L","offer_id":20750718534,"sku":"White Marble \/ Large","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Marble \/ XL","offer_id":20750718598,"sku":"White Marble \/ XLarge","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Marble \/ 2XL","offer_id":40384120881237,"sku":"Black Marble \/ 2XL","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Marble \/ 2XL","offer_id":40384130941013,"sku":"White Marble \/ 2XL","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/effing-yoga-6777547.jpg?v=1774912153"},{"product_id":"the-connor","title":"The Connor","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFor the Superstar in You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTwo standout glass color choices. 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All those compliments you’ll get will be just the cherry on top.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd look, it’s no use having a shirt that grabs people by the eyeballs but is rough to wear \u0026amp; isn’t durable.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhich is why this bad boy goes the extra mile…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou get the best of three worlds. 50% polyester for dry comfort and shape retention. 25% combed ringspun cotton so you can breathe free. 25% rayon for that flexible, fluid fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThere’s a reason why we've had customers go out of their way to reach out and tell us how comfortable our apparel is. Year after year…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWe’re confident you’ll feel the same way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOh and don’t forget to check out the Effing Easy Guarantee before you get your order in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":21240914246,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-Small - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":21240927494,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-Medium - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":21240935878,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-Large - New","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":40953554993237,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-X-Large - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":40953555026005,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-XX-Large - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":21553682841685,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-3XL - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":21553685397589,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-4XL - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS","offer_id":40953555058773,"sku":"SUPERBIRD-XS - Old","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/superbird-7809088.jpg?v=1774912000"},{"product_id":"effing-hate-running-men","title":"Effing Hate Running","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGotta Do What You Gotta Do\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eRunning. The love-hate relationship we all (well, most of us anyway) have with it is undeniable. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBut sometimes you just gotta lace up, throw on those headphones, and hit the pavement. Because you know the couch isn’t going to burn those calories. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis shirt’s for those exact days…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e… and it’ll make those days so much better with one thing alone: quality. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePremium tri-blend fabric. Extra light. Extra durable. Extra cool. Great fit. No shrinking fears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWon’t surprise us if you reach out all excited to tell us how comfortable this tee is. It’s happened many, many times before with past customers – they even go out of their way to convey that sentiment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou’ll want to wear it time after time. For those grueling runs and (especially) that well-earned couch time later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGet yours today. Or gift it to someone like-minded…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-a70a530f-7fff-a3f4-dcbd-3b8d4be343bc\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“This is my second shirt from effing gear and I absolutely love the fit and quality of the shirts they use!! Can't wait to grab some more!!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJames B. 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And we’ve gone the extra mile (as usual) with this tri-blend beauty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMade to feel feather-light on your skin. Honed to last. 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And you’ll attract knowing looks (and head tilts).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGet it for its beauty. Get it for the fit. 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All around great buying experience.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eChad, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":30377052492,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS SMALL BLACK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":30377052556,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS MEDIUM BLACK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":30377052620,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS LARGE BLACK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":30377052684,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS XLARGE BLACK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":30377052748,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS 2XL BLACK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":21991143899221,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS 3XL BLACK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gray \/ S","offer_id":30377052812,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS SMALL  GRAY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ M","offer_id":30377052876,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS MEDIUM GRAY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ L","offer_id":30377052940,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS LARGE GRAY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ XL","offer_id":30377053004,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS XLARGE GRAY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":30377053068,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS 2XL GRAY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":21991150387285,"sku":"EFFING TEXAS 3XL GRAY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/the-lone-star-2548364.jpg?v=1774911883"},{"product_id":"yoga-brunch-repeat-tri-blend-racerback","title":"Yoga Brunch Repeat - Tri-Blend Racerback","description":"\u003cp\u003eHello Weekend! Look... we get it... some weekends are just going to be a bit more- Brunch Repeat but that's ok. People don't have to know you skipped the workout! This is the perfect tank for your weekend festivities- Put Some Effing Clothes On! Available in other colors as well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Purple Rush \/ S","offer_id":42627368396,"sku":"Purple Rush \/ Small","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Rush \/ M","offer_id":42627368460,"sku":"Purple Rush \/ Medium","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Rush \/ L","offer_id":42627368524,"sku":"Purple Rush \/ Large","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Rush \/ XL","offer_id":42627368588,"sku":"Purple Rush \/ XLarge","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tahiti Blue \/ S","offer_id":42627368652,"sku":"Tahiti Blue \/ Small","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tahiti Blue \/ M","offer_id":42627368716,"sku":"Tahiti Blue \/ Medium","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tahiti Blue \/ L","offer_id":42627368780,"sku":"Tahiti Blue \/ Large","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tahiti Blue \/ XL","offer_id":42627368844,"sku":"Tahiti Blue \/ XLarge","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/yoga-brunch-repeat-tri-blend-racerback-3064131.jpg?v=1774927572"},{"product_id":"the-billiam-snapback","title":"The Billiam Snap","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-b29e0778-7fff-34a7-fcd6-956575f029b5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTwo words: Unshakeable Confidence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePerfect for the weekend wind down. At home. Outside. Anywhere. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOr you could just mix and match this beautiful hat with any outfit you want and wear it every single day… unstoppable versatility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eComfort? Extraordinary. Its high-profile, stretchable design gives you complete sway over how you flaunt your carefree swagger.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd that white Effing Bird logo jumps out on The Billiam’s dark background – it’s 3D embroidered, so impossible to ignore from any angle. Plus the under-the-brim design is a work of art on its own. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJust one last thing. This one sells out fast (and often), so you’ll want to order right now…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“I collect a lot of hats. This hat is better quality than any other hat I own. I was not expecting that. Was buying for the kick-butt logo. I have over 50 New Era fitted hats. The material on this hat is kind of like wool meets dry-fit. Try them out. You will not be disappointed.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBill S., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Perfect fit! And love the effing colors!!! Plus they actually package it perfect. Don't worry about it getting creased on the way!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJordan L., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“I got this hat for my boyfriend and he loves it! He said it fits perfectly and matches a bunch of his outfits! WIll definitely be back to buy more!” –⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJessica H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":41040781705301,"sku":"Billiam-One Size-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":22540695470165,"sku":"Billiam-XXL-FBM","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-billiam-snap-2408795.png?v=1774988521"},{"product_id":"effing-irish","title":"The McGregor Irish Flag Flat Bill","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePuff That Chest Out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe name says it all. Irish pride and attitude are woven into every single stitch of this bad boy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFlag-flaunting Effing Bird logo to get you noticed in a nanosecond. Followed by questions about where you got it from. And compliments (duh). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFlat bill to keep the sun out and a swift-adjusting snapback closure to get that ideal fit going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGreat to wear virtually anywhere – indoors or out and about. Will look especially badass during epic workouts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eRead this review 👇 \u0026amp; place that order now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-b5c34912-7fff-e468-a7e2-f0972011ab5b\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Awesome hat. Wear it all the time. Highly detailed, well made, fits great.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSean, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Gray","offer_id":12244504870997,"sku":"MCGREGOR-IRISH-Gray-Black-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Grey","offer_id":40843616714837,"sku":"MCGREGOR-IRISH-Charcoal-Grey-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/the-mcgregor-irish-flag-flat-bill-4305258.jpg?v=1774927241"},{"product_id":"effing-texan","title":"Effing Texan","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTime for Some Lone Star Love\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLook. If you’re from Texas or share any kind of sentimental bond with the state, you gotta get this hat. No two ways about it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSophisticated color combinations fit for all seasons to go with every shirt and pair of pants you own. And the Texas-flag-flaunting Effing Bird logo sticking out is a real showstopper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSet the snapback to where it’s most comfortable and then simply step outside. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGo on a hike, head to the ballgame, or hang out at the BBQ – you’ll exude confidence (and pride) no matter your destination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePlus it’s a great one for gifting too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWord of advice: We run out of this one pretty quickly, so order without delay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-8e2e01fc-7fff-f373-6451-8111958e6d2d\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Awesome hat bought another one a week later.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSteven, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Grey","offer_id":12244508278869,"sku":"Texan-Black\/Grey","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/effing-texan-6195403.jpg?v=1774927152"},{"product_id":"effing-eh-canadian-flag-snapback-flat-bill","title":"Effing Eh Canadian Flag Snap Flat Bill","description":"\u003cp\u003eOrder your new Canadian flag snapback hat now, eh?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEffing Bird logo with Canadian flag design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable snapback closure for a great fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo color combinations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShow some Canadian pride!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Effing Eh is our homage to our neighbors to the north. Whether you’re from Canada, or you simply love hockey, poutine, and Tim Hortons’ donuts, then this snapback flat bill hat is for you. With two color combinations to choose from, you can pick the one you like best, and everyone will take notice when you wear your hat out and aboot. You can even order one for your favorite Canadian friend! Put an effing hat on, eh?  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hat is a 6 panel, 3 3\/4\" high crown, flatbill. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-Size-Fits-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Snapback! \u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.effinggear.com\/pages\/hat-size-chart\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eEffing Gear - Hat Size Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Red\/Gray","offer_id":12432304373845,"sku":"CANADIAN-Red\/Gray-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/effing-eh-canadian-flag-snap-flat-bill-8791207.jpg?v=1774927122"},{"product_id":"effing-mexican","title":"The Juan Pablo Mexican Flag Snap","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eViva La Mexico!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf Mexican pride lives and breathes in your heart, this will be your go-to hat all year round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThere’s no match for the flag-filled black-bordered Effing Bird. Its flair contrasts beautifully against the sober grey background + the dark flat bill top. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd the underbill adds another patriotic layer in green. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSet the snapback closure to where it sits as snugly as possible on your head. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear it to your next party after work or on game night. Put it on over chill weekends. Let it be your amigo in every season.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd, for the right person, this hat has the potential to be the best present. Ever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCheck out our special Effing Easy Guarantee \u0026amp; order the hat with full confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40420649435221,"sku":"JUAN-PABLO-Gray-Black-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/the-juan-pablo-mexican-flag-snap-5594564.jpg?v=1774927094"},{"product_id":"effing-usa-patch-hat","title":"The Freedom American Flag Flat Bill","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow your love for ‘Merica with The Freedom!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEffing Bird logo with American flag design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable snapback closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree color combinations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for any Fourth of July party!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Effing Gear, we love our country, and The Freedom is the perfect flat bill snapback for your next Fourth of July party. The six-panel construction makes it sit comfortably on your head, and you can adjust the closure for the best fit. With your choice of three color combinations, you can pick the one you like the best, and everyone will know that you effing love your country as well. Order online now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHat Features: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-profile taller and deeper (3 and 3\/4\" high - very similar to all Snapback Flat Bills that you are use to). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSix-panel hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlat- Bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSnapback closure. One Size Fits Most. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hat should fit all head sizes between: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 and 5\/8\" and 7 and 5\/8\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Grey","offer_id":12244517584981,"sku":"FREEDOM-Black\/Grey-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-freedom-american-flag-flat-bill-8749050.jpg?v=1774927061"},{"product_id":"the-fitted-jim","title":"The Jim Fitted","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAll Teched Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWe’ve gone the extra mile with this one, pairing two advanced technologies… just for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt’s a balancing act, really. On one hand, you get an inch-perfect fit with the custom stretch-fit tech. Made lightweight and extra flexible with spandex layered into the sweatband and the crown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOn the other hand, Pro-Formance tech wicks away moisture like a sponge – keeping your head cool \u0026amp; dry every moment you’ve got The Jim on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePlus the Effing Bird logo is even more prominent than usual in white-on-black.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Jim’s gonna be your trusty partner at the gym – pun definitely intended! But it’s great for all manners of outdoor use \u0026amp; isn’t too shabby for some indoor action either.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eReady to order?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-9f66d808-7fff-5ea7-8a95-cf5bb2538950\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“It looks effing good and fits effing well to. already have more merchandise on the way and will be buying more products in the future.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eErik, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":41040781344853,"sku":"JIM-FITTED-Black-S\/M-FBM-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-jim-fitted-3393199.jpg?v=1774927034"},{"product_id":"effing-texan-flat-bill-snapback-hat","title":"Effing Texan Flat Bill","description":"\u003cp\u003eOrder your Effing Texan flat bill snapback hat today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEffing Bird logo with Texas flag design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable snapback closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour color combinations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShow some Texan pride!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re from the Lone Star State, or you just effing love Texas, then this flat bill snapback hat is the perfect choice for you. The Effing Bird logo on the front features the Texas flag, and the snapback closure lets you create the perfect fit for your head. You can choose from four different color combinations, and no matter which one you pick, people will definitely notice when you wear your new hat. Order online today and put on an effing hat!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHat Features: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-profile taller and deeper (3 and 3\/4\" high - very similar to all Snapback Flat Bills that you are use to). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSix-panel hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlat- Bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSnapback closure. One Size Fits Most. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hat should fit all head sizes between: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 and 5\/8\" and 7 and 5\/8\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.effinggear.com\/pages\/hat-size-chart\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eEffing Gear - Hat Size Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Wool on Wool","offer_id":12327006011477,"sku":"TEXAN-WoolONWool-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black on Wool","offer_id":21285136957525,"sku":"TEXAN-Black on Wool-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Camo","offer_id":12327061520469,"sku":"TEXAN-Camo-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/effing-texan-flat-bill-9834889.jpg?v=1774926973"},{"product_id":"limited-edition-american","title":"The American Snap Flat Bill","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNo Such Thing as Too Much Patriotism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThere’s loads to love about the two elegant grey plus one stylish camo color choices to go with this hat’s classic flat bill design. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBut nothing beats The Effing Bird logo in stars and stripes. It represents the freedom our country stands for. But also the freedom for you to express yourself anywhere under the sun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd while it’s tailor-made for those 4th of July BBQs, it’s simply a great choice for all 365 days of the year. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePatriotism all day, any day we say.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou’ll love The American’s lightweight, super comfy fit and feel. And in time, it’ll turn into your companion for adventure and relaxation alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAwesome to know so many people think it’s awesome 👇Order NOW!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Awesome customer service, and a great quality hat!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBrad, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-4424d8e5-7fff-7bef-1638-cd6ba397e5e1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“It is Awesome!!!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDennis, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Camo","offer_id":21268607696981,"sku":"AMERICAN-Camo","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey","offer_id":12327012663381,"sku":"AMERICAN-HeatherGrey","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather Grey","offer_id":12353681588309,"sku":"AMERICAN-Charcoal Heather Grey","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":40881051533397,"sku":"AMERICAN-Black","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/the-american-snap-flat-bill-6381667.jpg?v=1774926881"},{"product_id":"the-jay","title":"The Jay Snap Trucker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBright Blue Bliss\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat designs are cool and all, but sometimes it’s just the color that matters the most, doesn’t it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s what The Jay is all about. That bright (nearly shocking) blue with the white Effing Bird to go along is sure to attract attention wherever you decide to head next – especially on weekends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWalk (or stand… or even run) with an air of confidence as the lightweight mesh keeps you cool even on the hottest summer days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the handy snapback closure is there so you wear The Jay as comfortably as possible. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlus its structured design keeps it in place at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder now and let the dazzling times roll…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Love the Dodger blue. 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No, it’s constantly looking to expand its horizons. Quite like you, right? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMake these patches carrying the iconic logo your symbols for boldness \u0026amp; badassery. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou get to choose from nine gorgeous options…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSeven flags to rep your state \u0026amp; national pride – Florida, Texas, the US, Canada, Mexico, Ireland, and Australia…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePlus the cute Effie and the glorious Superbird for a little extra swagger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSew or iron them on your favorite denim (or any other) jacket or a backpack. 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And, of course, for those with Dallas in their hearts. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe color may be subtle, but the Big D-carrying Effing Bird looks legendary \u0026amp; ready to get you twice the attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAdjust the snapback closure to ensure the best and you’re good to go. Wear it and seize the moment – at game time, party time, chillout time, gym time… anytime really.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the dream hat if you’re from Big D. And even if you aren’t, it’ll make for a fantastic gift for anyone in your life from (or in) Dallas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTake a peek at a couple of reviews and place your order today…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“I bought this as a Christmas gift for my son-in-law. He is a huge Dallas Stars fan. I believe this effing hat will be a huge hit!!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMichelle M., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-1bd034dc-7fff-1486-d5e8-b9b4e3399e19\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“It's a great quality hat.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDavid O., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Grey","offer_id":12540874719317,"sku":"BIG D-Grey","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/the-big-d-flat-brim-snap-4669040.jpg?v=1774926251"},{"product_id":"the-bowman-blue","title":"The Bowman Blue","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Hoodie Dreams Are Made Of\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhen you try to picture the ideal hoodie, what do you see?  Great to look at? Definitely. Comfortable? Of course. Lasts long? Goes without saying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou get all of that (and more) with The Bowman Blue. This one’s fantastic color – neither too dark nor too light – is what we like to refer to as “vintage blue.” Classy all the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTri-blend fabric with a precise cotton-poly-rayon mix strikes that inch-perfect balance between prime comfort \u0026amp; extra durability. No shrinking worries either. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe result? Past buyers have let us in on a secret: They don’t wear this just during those extra chilly months. It’s their go-to from Fall till Spring!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSnag yours today. Oh, and do go through the Effing Easy Guarantee first to put any quality qualms to rest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":40958391910485,"sku":"BOWMAN-Blue-Small","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":12677885067349,"sku":"BOWMAN-Blue-Small","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":12677885100117,"sku":"BOWMAN-Blue-Medium","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":12677885132885,"sku":"BOWMAN-Blue-Large","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":12677885165653,"sku":"BOWMAN-Blue-XLarge","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":12677885198421,"sku":"BOWMAN-Blue-XXLarge","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-bowman-blue-6295652.jpg?v=1774926222"},{"product_id":"jimothy","title":"The Jimothy Red and Black Flat Brim","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFlat Brim Perfection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis one’s going straight to your signature look. It’s crafted for the daring – those who challenge the norm and never settle for average – captured perfectly by the Red-on-Black Effing Bird logo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWe know staying in that kind of headspace requires zero distraction. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Jimothy’s one-size-fits-most (One Size) design and tall + deep profile ensure you get to adjust the fit for max comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNow, only a few questions remain: On which of your adventures will the Jimothy accompany you? In town or out of town? What limits will you test? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd how good will you look doing those things?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOrder now and share the answers (and photos) with us soon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Awesome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMatches my motorcycle.” –⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eChristopher B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-92dea551-7fff-2b95-772c-33be12460662\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Probably one of my new favorite hats. Love the matching design under the bill.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDamien, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":41040780329045,"sku":"Jimothy-One Size-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":22019401449557,"sku":"Jimothy-XXL-FBM","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-jimothy-red-and-black-flat-brim-6628737.png?v=1774989566"},{"product_id":"the-timothy-black-flat-brim-snapback-hat","title":"The Timothy Black Flat Brim","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Ultimate HWA (Hat With an Attitude)...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWith an impossible-to-forget black-on-black design, the Timothy is a born winner. Wear it and you’ll feel the vibe shift around you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYour sidekick for long days and wild nights. This hat gives off an unmatched aura wherever you go – on the road or off the beaten track. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThat flipping bird logo looks subtle but unmistakably potent both on the front and under the brim.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBut even though its look is the star of the show, The Timothy is also comfort objectified. Soft, tall, and deep. Fix it to where you feel just right and it’ll stay put. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHere’s the thing though: This one’s a bestseller from the start, so we run out fast. Don’t let someone else snatch away yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOne of the best snap back hats I’ve ever owned. I have a huge head (size 8 is tight) and this XXL fits me on the second spot larger than midsize. It’s super deep too I can put it all the way down to my eyebrows. The fabric is sturdy and very soft. Brim has good stiffness. I ordered a matching youth size for my son (6 years old) fits him great too.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJorden P., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Most comfortable hat I own.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDom, Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Great quality and quick delivery, I get a lot of compliments.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eChristian Van F., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":41040780296277,"sku":"Timothy-One Size-FBM","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":22019392831573,"sku":"Timothy--XXL-FBM","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-timothy-black-flat-brim-3552100.jpg?v=1776989112"},{"product_id":"koozie","title":"Koozie","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo we need to explain this? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a double-sided koozie! Put an Effing Koozie on your Effing beer. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12695380623445,"sku":"Koozie","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/products\/koozie-1202575.jpg?v=1774925683"},{"product_id":"the-cameron","title":"The Cameron Snap","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTextured Brilliance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDo you always need to be flashy to make a statement? Ask The Cameron, and you’ll get a booming HELL NO!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThere’s a classy feel to its subtle fabric. Two simple shades of grey, but they both look charming. Up close. Far away. Does not matter one bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou put it on and effortless elegance begins to ooze out of you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNo issues with the fit – it looks good and sticks on regardless of what you plan to do next. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd the embroidered Effing Bird still does its thing, looking its striking best. As usual, it’ll continue to attract eyeballs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAnd smiles. And comments. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGreat to keep. Perhaps even better to gift. Order today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“For my son and it fits him well and he loves it.” –  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCarrie C., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-weight: normal;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-be578b86-7fff-7cd4-7e31-1bfc2a92eaa4\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e“Great cap of good quality at a great price. All my friends love it and it puts a smile on people faces.” –  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAriel A., Verified Buyer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Effing Gear","offers":[{"title":"Dark Grey","offer_id":12699175944277,"sku":"Cameron-Dark Grey-FBM","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/files\/the-cameron-snap-9969303.jpg?v=1776989113"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4993\/collections\/shop-effing-gear-9685736.jpg?v=1772415759","url":"https:\/\/www.effinggear.com\/collections\/all\/color_blue.oembed?page=2","provider":"Effing Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}