Shipping 

We are FAR from lazy here and will do our best to ship your stuff out as soon as humanly possible. 

Give us 3-5 business days to process your order, box it up and send it off to you.

From there, it’s up to our Freight Partners to fly/drive/bike/carrier pigeon your stuff all the way from us, to your doorstep. Good things come to those who effing wait!

Seriously though it should have reached you within a week or two in most cases.

If you’re still waiting and want to check in, just get in touch and we’ll see what’s going on. Maybe give it a little extra during peak periods.  

Rates

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order, and your location. Rates are competitive, but it’s hard to say how much until we know where you live (and we’re not gonna get all creepy on you.)

Returns

Everything you buy is covered by our EFFING EASY GUARANTEE. Click those words for the details.

If you need to return something for refund or exchange, let us know within 30 days of receiving your stuff. We’ll give you a return address to send it back.

Too. Effing. Easy.